3 Detectives 
          
          Would you blow me baby,
          if I had a fourtyfour,
          pulled up against your head,
          an we where heading for,
          a place to hide,
          in my chevy coup de ville,
          cmon baby tell me,
          yea you will!
        So we roll out in the country,
          an I feel kinda funky,
          when you decide to take,
          a neckbrakin jump out,
          the car you go,
          hope you die of loneliness
          you goddamn whore...
        Next stop gas n booze,
          in a fucked up place,
          wrecked by the abuse,
          sun sets down over the heads,
          of three strange silhouettes,
          walkin in the haze
          thats fillin up this godforsaken place.
        The day...
        Chorus:
          I met three copulating detectives
          on their way to Disneyland
          I met three copulating detectives
          ringin their bells underneath their sheets
        Woke up in a sinner's house
          four hours of sleep no one round
          too much whisky no more statements,
          leavin westbound,
          for a game of russian roulette,
          with an automatic tuned to a minor chord
          the reaper watchin every step,
          since Lady Luck went overboard.
          While three detectives went on to disneyland,
          a Dixieband's playin on your final homestand.
        © 2003, Ian Kaye